The Laminated List Fantasy Draft applies the structure of fantasy sports to the "celebrity list" concept popularized by the TV show "Friends." All you need are six (or more) friends, six (or more) beers and six fantasies you KNOW you have no chance of living out. You still suck. They do not. That's why they are on your list.

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The DSM Lists

The Brooklyn Boy

Film Actress:
Jessica Alba
Musician:
Beyoncé
Model:
Mayra Veronica
TV Actress/Personality:
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Media/Athlete:
Maria Menuonos
Taster's Choice:
Anna Benson

Bench

Taster's Choice:
  Monika Sweetheart
Plus-37 M.I.L.F.:
  Heather Locklear
Under-24 Keeper:
  Avril Lavigne**
Under-21:
  Lindsay Lohan

Special Note

**Originally, a Round 7 panic pick resulted in the selection of Ashley Olsen as a U-24K; she's not 24 for another four years (21 next year, holla.) This is me redeeming that pick, which I probably wouldn't let anyone else do, simply because I run this shit.