The Players
The Intellectivist
Occupation:
Salesman
Age:
23
Currently Resides:
St. Louis, MO
Sucker for:
Them thicky-thick girls, minorities,
chicken (hips, legs, breasts),
heads (hair, face, eyes)
Can't Stand:
Negative booty,
no hips, hairy Women
Special Notes:
Refuses to accept Lindsay Lohan is hot,
simply because she was in The Parent Trap,
claims to have "better taste than [his] cohorts"
and thusly guarantees "superior list choices"; also
desperately misses New York after moving to St. Louis,
and would like visitors
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