The Regulars
Insomniacs (The City Never Sleeps)
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Akie — Jargon Kiss at the BAMcafe. Gotta love hanging around 'til they find you.
Anwar — Holla atcha boy. And stay away from the crack dens. Unless you're gonna get more good stories. Then you're allowed.
Billy — True Thug 4 Life. Good lookin out on the Jamal Lewis trade.
Becca — You're a good kid. Even if you're a Slopie.
Dani — Get to work. Slacker.
DV — Jew Gangster. Keep urine away from the A/C. Go Interns.
Edna —I'm glad you enjoy the site. I hope I can keep you coming back.
Gabeman — Somehow the army thing just kinda fits.
Gerald —So maybe I've lost my fantasy touch. I'll be back. Oh yes, I shall return.
Harvard — Ivy league education, GDE treatment. Gotta love the minor leagues.
Joel — Ryan Coultas is your Bitch. Q train, whut!
Leens —It's good to know that I'm so hard to keep up with that the person I talk to about girl problems can't keep her facts straight.
Paige — Amherst has no idea what it's getting itself into.
Sara — For being a New Yorker in the South. And trusting me enough to let me do things you know are bad for me.
Sasha —Yo, way to holla at that.You're gonna get this figured out. Good feeling 'bout this time.
Sean — Avril's clutch. So is JDate.
Shay — Get at me, dawg. Wherever you're at.
Suazo — You don't have time to change. And shorty's looking good, even if she's just outta diapers.
Tessa — Too cool to leave, and too big of an idiot to get your number. On the off chance you see this, gimme a ring and make my day.