Barbershop Regulars
Are you?
Insomniacs are denizens of the five boroughs. The Big O! encompasses all the other kids stuck out in the middle of nowhere. M.O.T.T. are Members of the Tribe - if you don't know which one, you're not in there. Sticky Footers are those walking around Chapel Hill - if you don't get it, think. And The Fam is the actual blood relatives, not the metaphorical one.
And before you crazy kids start getting confused, the sections are divided by how I met you, not necessarily where you are now or what categories you might fit into. Unless you're a Jew. Then you're pretty much all considered Members of the Tribe. Especially the Birthright kids, now that I've lost touch with nearly all of them, save for Becca Lada, who was my favorite anyway. You can find the post-trip shoutouts in the M.O.T.T. Archives.
And if you're not on here, it means one of two things: either I completely forgot, in which case I'm a big jerk (though I went by my cell phone listing) or you haven't been keeping good touch and have thusly forfeited your "Regular" status. Get at me to earn it back.