The SWilly B. EP

Urban Legend

Hook

[I'm just an urban legend]
You never know if it's true
I'm just an urban legend
You know what someone told you
I'm just an urban legend
Through word of mouth I grew
I'm just an urban legend
A friend of a friend who knew
I'm just an urban legend
I'll come to a town near you

Verse One

Have you ever eaten a Kentucky Fried rat? / Or had a spider crawl up into your hat / and lay eggs in your brains? Thought Martin and Jackie got hit by a man one and the same? / Notice Lincoln and Kennedy's secretaries each had the other last name? / Believe that Mikey ate Pop Rocks and died / and that everything the government says it don't know is a lie? / UFOs are out there in Area 51 / I should know cuz I was aboard one of them / and got poked and prodded by green men with sticks / who told me 'bout crop circles and what they did with Elvis / and this is common knowledge and everybody knows it / You never stop believing, you just sorta outgrow it / So find the child in you and show it / Mean it when you say you believe it / as you recount that story of the Swill Barber who lives in a dormitory / which houses the future of rap which is gonna be gory / as I slaugter emcees / Hehe … Did I say that was me? / Check that cuz it could be anybody / No one knows the true identity, cuz I'm just an urban legend

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Verse Two

Have you ever come home too late at night / and didn't even bother to turn on the light / to wake up the next morning with a roomate covered in blood / and the other reassured by what she thought was a dog tongue? / You come home from Mexico and leave the baby on the roof? / With a pet sewer rat for a dog cuz you heard it go "Woof!"? / You buy a $50 Porsche from a disgruntled housewife / and smell dead people because the last owner was knifed? / Or been followed all the way home / by a guy tryin to tell you 'bout the psycho backseat with your traveling gnome? / You ever eat fast food with ground-up tapeworm? / Then sat in front of warm milk, stomach starting to squirm / as the creature comes up out of into the world? / You hear 'bout that octopus impregnating that girl? / Now hold up a sec and let that thought swirl / and realize you believe a little in chest / and that you know its in your best / interest if you don't even bother and never mess / with that Barber legendary and cruel / who might just be lurking in an alley near you / I'm just an urban legend

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Verse Three

Have you ever left the baby all alone / while you went on vacation with no one at home / come back to see him covered in cobwebs? / Or slept in a bed made of hair from human heads / cuz the store ran out of goose feathers? / You ever put chinese letters on a bad sweater? / And have people laugh when you wear it / because the phrase that you wrote is laughably swearing? You lose a wife in Japan when you turn around / then see her — the freak — come after the clown? / You frown after you get bumped on the train? / And leave the dude who did it in a whole lot of pain / cuz he done stole your wallet / and then get a call from the wifey because you forgot it? / "Now stop it right there and hold up the phone / I ain't gonna gnaw on no more of your bones / There's no way that story with such overtones / could be possibly real, not even a bit / I won't, I shan't and I don't believe it" / Man, the fact that you state doubt as I spit / means that although you don't wanna, you are feelin' it / I'm like an urban legend

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