Clipped

10 Reasons I Should Be Dating More …Than Never

1. Girls are hot.
2. All work and no play makes Ben really, really sexually frustrated. Dammit.
3. Girls are hot.
4. The concept of someone not wanting to spend time with me is damn near beyond comprehension.
5. I have a fine appreciation for the female form. (It's reworded- doesn't count.)
6. Me always talking about the same ones has got to be grating on someone...
7. Girls are... Oh wait- I get it...
8. I'd have a helluva a lot more writing material...
9. One last time, just to make sure... Did I mention girls are hot?
10. Who's gonna turn down a seat on the Couch?