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Closure (Amalgamated)
CHARLIE
We are not friends. I was friends with you. You just liked the attention. Friends don't stop calling. Friends don't string each other out for weeks on end. Friends don't only see each other because they're friends with the same people. (A beat.) No, friends is not a term for you and I.
NATALIE
That's not fair! We did things! I came to visit! I … I …
CHARLIE
Didn't know what the hell you were thinking? You still don't!
NATALIE
I do. It's just that —
CHARLIE
That what? You couldn't bear the thought of me not hanging on your every move? (A beat.) Fuck, you're selfish.
NATALIE
Jerk! I'm selfish? Who's making this whole thing about themself? Who thought everything should change because he finally decided to say something? Who was that, huh?
CHARLIE
Fuck off. You know what I meant. (A beat. Another.) God. Why is this so hard?
NATALIE
(A beat.) I don't know.
CHARLIE
I miss the shit out of you, you know that? (A beat. SHE nods.) I hate every fucking minute that I keep thinking of you and know I shouldn't be. I want you out of my head. Out!
NATALIE
What am I supposed to do?
CHARLIE
Go away. Say no. I don't know.
NATALIE
Then how should I?
CHARLIE
Because you do, damn it. You always have. You need to let me let you go. (A beat.) I need you to.
NATALIE
Excuse me?
CHARLIE
Eh?
NATALIE
What do you mean?
CHARLIE
What do you mean, 'What do I mean?'
NATALIE
Well, I can't always figure out what you're trying to say, so I thought I'd let you explain. (A beat.) I want to get it. I do.
CHARLIE
It's not that easy.
NATALIE
Why not?
CHARLIE
God! Because it isn't. If I could tell you what I was thinking all the time, we wouldn't have gotten to this point, don't ya think? (A beat.) Don't answer that.
NATALIE
(A beat.) I have to go.
CHARLIE
Don't. (A beat. SHE hesitates.) Say no and I'll let you go.
NATALIE
What?
CHARLIE
You heard me. Say no and you can leave.
NATALIE
No.
CHARLIE
'No,' 'No?' Or 'No,' 'I'm not saying that?'
NATALIE
No, I'm not saying that.
CHARLIE
What's so hard? It's just two letters — N. O. 'No.' (A beat.) Simple.
NATALIE
If I say it you'll leave?
CHARLIE
(A beat.) Yes.
NATALIE
Fine. (A beat.) No. Now move.
CHARLIE
Say it like you mean it. (A beat. Another.) Say it! (A beat. Is SHE crying?) SAY IT! Say something. Anything. (A beat.) You're about to lose me — doesn't that mean anything to you?
NATALIE
(mumbled?)
I don't know.
CHARLIE
I don't know?! (A beat.) Whoa, sister. Wow. I really hope you stumble over whateer the fuck it is you're looking for, because I don't think you know how to find it.
NATALIE
Please go.
CHARLIE
Fine. But this is it. I'm out that door and I'm gone. (A beat.) You understand that don't you?
NATALIE
(A beat.) Do you?
CHARLIE
(A beat.) Bitch.
(HE EXITS - collected?)
NATALIE
(softly)
(A beat. Another. A third.) Yes …
Curtain